First one downstairs, every single morning

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i get up before the sun, i make the coffee, i hold it with both paws. it has never once worked.

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A very tired orange cat at the kitchen counter

Cups this morningSix

Caffeine absorbed0 mg

Effect on recordNone

Awake for--

Nobody asked me to be upBoth paws, always both paws Six cups before anyone comes downIt is warm and that is something Nobody asked me to be upBoth paws, always both paws Six cups before anyone comes downIt is warm and that is something

Four things that happen before you wake up

nobody has ever seen any of this. i am telling you because somebody should know.

Nothing wakes me. i just stop being asleep.

The sun turns up eventually. i was here first.

The good part. it lasts about four minutes.

Then everyone comes down and asks if i slept.

Make one yourself

the machine has never once been the problem.

Brew-o-matic 3000

Caffeine level0%

Cups brewed

Still working

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Card no.soon

tenth cup is free. it will do exactly as much as the other nine.